Kitty-cat Stowee #20: The takeover

A vehwee shoht stowee in thwee pikchahs:

Me looked out the kitchen window deez mohnin ...
Several minoots laytah, me looked out the kitchen window ageen ...
And deez the "biggah pikchah"...

Kitty-cat Stowee #19: It's alive!

Last Sundee aftah me accidentally stepped on kitty-cat and kitty-cat bit me (but me had not noticed yet that me had a wound), kitty-cat walked off towards the main gate, dropped down and stahted rolling around on the dwivewee. At about the same time, popsy noticed that a woggie had made wee-wee on the right fwont wheel of the car. So he went to fetch watah in a containah and splashed the watah on the wheel.

Meanwhile, kitty-cat remained lying down on the dwivewee enjoying the brief mohnin sunshine. Suddenly she noticed a stream of watah come flowing down the dwivewee fwom the car towards her. So she got up right awee and stared at the watah, apparently wondehwing wha' it was. Poor kitty-cat even got startled a bit when the stream slightly changed course. She continued to watch closely following the stream slowly as it made its way down. (Me had to tell popsy to add moh watah because the stream was stahting to come to a stand still.) Finally, the watah ended up somewheh to the left of big woggie's favorite wee-wee bush near the main gate. Kitty-cat just sat deh on the drivewee staring at the watah probably waiting foh moh "action". When nothing else happened, kitty-cat decided that the strange "creature" might try to escape fwom the bush and went to place herself to the right of the bush to stalk the "creature" in case it came out on that side.

And that's where we left the kitty-cat when we went back into the garage.

Kitty-cat Stowee #18: The revenge

Me was standing nee the garage door opening chatting with popsu out in the dwivewee aftah he arrived fwom giving communion to the sick deez mohnin. Kitty-cats were not around foh gweeting pahty duties though. Anywees, while talking with popsu me moved me left foot a bit to the left. Suddenly me heard a yowl followed by a sharp pain in one of the toeeys of mi left foot. Ay yay yay. Yakko had finally showed up (tho late) foh her gweeting pahty duties. But naturally me didn't see her as she came out of the garage. So me accidentally stepped on her fwont paw and kitty-cat sank one of her fangs into the middle toeey of mi left foot in retaliation. :(

[Me checked mi toeey right awee and didn't see any puncture. But when me went inside the house laytah, me saw that mi toeey was bloody on the right side. There was a small wound pala. So me had to wash mi toeey with soap and put Betadine on it.]