Saturday, May 10, 2008

Kitty-cat Stowee #25: Never talk with your mouth full

Me went to give kitty-cat her dinnah as usual just past four o'clock todee. Me poured kitty-cat food into her bowl then went to change watah in watah bowl while kitty-cat began eating. As me was putting watah bowl back into the tway, kitty-cat meowed while eating then suddenly stopped. Poor kitty-cat stahted to wretch and struggle. Must have swallowed the wrong wee! Me watched helplessly while kitty-cat tried to clear her throat. Finally she spat out several pieces of kitty-cat food then paused befoh dwinking watah. Phew. Me don't know how to do Heimlech maneuvah foh kitty cats pa naman.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Kitty-cat Stowee #24: Hum humwee

It was only 3:45pm yet the "dinner alahm" was going off alweady. So me went out to give dubby in the meantime. Kitty-cat obediently jumped onto the "penthouse" where me gave her dubby. But it wasn't long befoh kitty-cat wriggled out of mi grasp, jumped down, walked back to the kitchen door and meowed up at it. Haay. So me just had to give kitty-cat her dinnah oily.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Stowee about anodah woggie #5: The Neighbor's Woggie

Hee's a pikchah of the neighbor's poor doggie-woggie. He usually gets locked out whenever they open their gate. So poor thing has to wait outside their gate until they come home to let him back inside ageen.

There was a time that they wouldn't let him in. Popsu said woggie kept fighting with odah woggies kasi. So the poor thing had to go somewheh else to look foh food but would still come back hoping he'd be finally let in. Sometimes me see him waiting deh or else walking down the road to his second "home" when me come home fwom woik at the end of the dee. He sometimes even comes around the corner from his odah "home" to bahk at the cah when me arrive. Poor woggie though got so thin at that time.

But it seems evewything's okie now. According to popsu they've been letting him in ageen. Me still sometimes see him waiting outside their gate but not as often as befoh.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Kitty-cat Stowee #23: Compromises and upgrades

Some weeks aftah the collapse of the woikbench in the backyahd it had to be taken down foh safety reasons and so poor kitty cats lost their "sun room". But kitty-cats were able to make some adjustments laytah. Dot took ovah "penthouse" on top of Yakko's "dining hall", while Yakko discovered and claimed a new "penthouse": the roofs of the cars in the dwivewee.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Kitty-cat Stowee #22: Where's the cat?

Deez mohnin while me was out in the wondwee area, me heard meowing coming fwom somewheh in the backyahd. It was the stray tom cat as usual. The kitty-cats evidently also heard the meowing. Black kitty-cat came walking in fwom the garage and joined the odah kitty-cat on the "penthouse" and together they looked out foh the stray tom cat.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Kitty-cat Stowee #21: Where's the ledge?

According to popsu, deez mohnin he decided to wash the screens on the kitchen windows. So he took them out and closed the casement windows to keep mosquitoes and odah insects fwom flying into the kitchen. Then while washing the scrweens, he heard something crash among the plants undah the kitchen windows. When he went to take a look, he saw the pooh kitty-cat deh. Apparently kitty-cat heard matsu come into the kitchen and kitty-cat as usual went to jump onto the kitchen window ledge to look in and staht meowing. But since popsu had closed the windows, there was no ledge foh the kitty-cat to land on and poor thing ended up among the plants below.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Stowee about anodah "woggie" #4

Sometime late deez mohnin when me was at woik, me decided to move mi car from the fah end of the pahking lot undah the twees to a spot nearer PhySci building. (Pahking lot was practically deserted anywee and it wasn't sunny also.) While me was walking to the car, me saw an man who appeared to be in his 60's jogging along the right side of Palma Bridge coming toward PhySci. Behind him was a small fat short-legged black woggie trying to keep up with him. Me could hear the old man chanting and it seems he was urging on the little woggie. Then as they toined left into the stweet leading to COOP, me saw that the woggie wasn't a woggie at all: It was a baby pot-bellied piggy-wiggy!