Stowee about anodah "woggie" #4

Sometime late deez mohnin when me was at woik, me decided to move mi car from the fah end of the pahking lot undah the twees to a spot nearer PhySci building. (Pahking lot was practically deserted anywee and it wasn't sunny also.) While me was walking to the car, me saw an man who appeared to be in his 60's jogging along the right side of Palma Bridge coming toward PhySci. Behind him was a small fat short-legged black woggie trying to keep up with him. Me could hear the old man chanting and it seems he was urging on the little woggie. Then as they toined left into the stweet leading to COOP, me saw that the woggie wasn't a woggie at all: It was a baby pot-bellied piggy-wiggy!