Kitty-cat Stowee #25: Never talk with your mouth full

Me went to give kitty-cat her dinnah as usual just past four o'clock todee. Me poured kitty-cat food into her bowl then went to change watah in watah bowl while kitty-cat began eating. As me was putting watah bowl back into the tway, kitty-cat meowed while eating then suddenly stopped. Poor kitty-cat stahted to wretch and struggle. Must have swallowed the wrong wee! Me watched helplessly while kitty-cat tried to clear her throat. Finally she spat out several pieces of kitty-cat food then paused befoh dwinking watah. Phew. Me don't know how to do Heimlech maneuvah foh kitty cats pa naman.

Kitty-cat Stowee #24: Hum humwee

It was only 3:45pm yet the "dinner alahm" was going off alweady. So me went out to give dubby in the meantime. Kitty-cat obediently jumped onto the "penthouse" where me gave her dubby. But it wasn't long befoh kitty-cat wriggled out of mi grasp, jumped down, walked back to the kitchen door and meowed up at it. Haay. So me just had to give kitty-cat her dinnah oily.