Stowee #6: More waiting

Laytah deez evening, woggie barged into mi room (as expected) and me had to provide cushionee twansfah soivice. As usual, woggie settled down. Then as usual ageen, woggie disappeared. Me found him standing in family room beside the rocking cheh where the top dog was sitting while watching tv. Me had to bring cushionee ovah deh--ageen--where woggie began his usual routine befoh settling down on cushionee: scratching and making "rounds".

Just then, top dog got up fwom the rocking cheh and toined off the tv. Almost at that same instant, the woggie stopped scratching the cushionee and stared at the top dog as if in disbelief. Woggie was probably surprised and had to stop to consider if it was useless to settle down deh in the family room if top dog was after all going to bed alweady or else moving back to the dining room. Anywees, aftah watching the top dog closely foh sometime (and aftah top dog assured the woggie that he was just going to the kitchen to wash the mug he had just used), woggie resumed his scratching and "rounds". :) Then woggie settled down on cushionee just the same.

P.S.
Top dog did move to dining room to where woggie laytah followed to make a standing protest. Me had to provide cushionee twansfah soivice ageen.

Stowee #5

Oilyah, me was hee at mi laptop soifing and watching tv (news) while eating mi dinnah. Then the woggie poked his head through mi doorwee. Me got up to open the door widah and woggie walked into mi room. Naturally woggie just stood deh ageen so me had to go fetch cushionee fwom the family room where matsu was still watching tv. Woggie settled down and fell asleep.

Then several minoots laytah, woggie woke up and went to stand in that small hallwee leading to the bathroom. Haay... me had to move cushionee to nee mi dresser so woggie could lie down deh instead.

Then even laytah, me was surprised to see that woggie wasn't on his cushionee anymoh. Must have gotten up and taken the alternate route through yoh bedroom to go out to the family room. Me went out to investigate and no wondah, matsu was no longah in the family room and had alweady moved to the mastah bedroom. Sure enough, woggie was deh as well standing nee the cabinets. Me had to provide cushionee twansfah soivice as usual.

Stowee #4: Bedtime

Last night around bedtime, popsy stayed up late a usual to watch discovehwee channel. Woggie was alweady sleeping in mastah bedroom. Later when popsy stahted closing up foh the night, woggie suddenly showed up at the doorwee of the study. Apparently he wanted to make sure that the top dog was alweady going to bed. But the poor thing was in foh a disappointment as the top dog remained in the family room to watch tv.

When I went out to check on the woggie, me found him waiting/standing in the study and staring at the top dog in the family room. Woggie was also stahting to fall asleep as usual. So me had to go to mastah bedroom to get the cushionee and put it in fwont of the woggie in the study. Good thing the woggie lay down right awee and fell asleep to "keep an eye" on the top dog in the family room.

Stowee #3: A brief radar malfunction?

The woggie was very restless oilyah tonight while matsu and popsu were awee attending a dinnah: kept getting up fwom his cushionee and bahking at me. Eithah I'd have to give him a wubby or provide garage door opening soivice. Whenever it was the latter, woggie would just take a peep outside, probably trying to see if the top dog has gotten back alweady.

This happened at least three times until finally at half past ten when woggie bugged me ageen, me saw the lights of the car on our road. Me gladly opened the kitchen door foh the woggie and let him into the garage. But me just opened the garage door enough foh woggie to look outside. Naturally woggie was happy as he watched top dog unlock the gate and drive in the civic.

Laytah aftah both matsu and popsu got back inside, woggie disappeared right awee to settle down in mastah bedroom.

A secretary

Hawooey. Mi alternate feedah has volunteered to write mi blogs foh me once in a while because all mi slobbah on the keyboard of her laptop has stahted to irk her. Besides, me spend most of mi time sleeping and she spends most of her time at her laptop. ;) So don't be surprised if some future posts hee will be written in the thoid person point of view.

Stowee #2

Hawoo. I surprisingly got mi dinnah quite early todee, courtesy of mi feedah. It seems that the kitty cats also had their dinnah early todee as well. Then another surprise: mi alternate feedah came home oily as well. And no wondah, it looked like mi top dog and mi feedah were going out; both stahted dressing up soon aftah me had mi dinnah. The feedah especially had that particular fragrance that she always wore whenevah they'd go out to some evening function. I thought for a while that mi alternate feedah was going out also but then she changed into her house clothes. What a relief! At least I won't get locked into the guest terrace as usual--and I'll get some wubbies and pat-pats tonight, too!

Anywees, soon aftah top dog and feedah left, me stayed with mi alternate feedah in the family room. Mi nice fluffy cushionee wasn't deh so I did mi standing protest. Luckily mi alternate feedah noticed and brought me mi cushionee fwom the pohch. I lay down on the cushionee and fell asleep soon aftah dat.

When I next woke up, me found that me got left behind ageen in family room. :( And mi alternate feedah was already in her room watching tv deh instead. So me went deh and did mi standing protest beside the steel cabinet nee her bed. She got the message immediately and provided cushionee twansfah soivice. So I got to sleep ageen.

Stowee #1

Phew! I did get my dinnah on time (i.e., not beyond 5:30pm) todee.

Aftah bahking at the feedah, the alternate feedah decided to make the dinnah preparations. She went to the kitchen, brought out my food fwom the fwidgie and placed some into the usual containah. Then she popped it into microwave, took it out aftah about one minoot then pureed the livah. But then she fohgot about the rice, so she took that out fwom the fwidgie and popped it into the microwave as well. Then to my horror, she ran back to her bedroom. Now, that really annoyed me! So I went aftah her and stahted bahking as a way of complaining. Luckily, that sent her back to the kitchen almost immediately where after waiting foh some time she took out the rice and mixed it (and some new rice fwom the rice cookah) with the pureed livah. She then placed the food into mi bowlie-bowlie. Apparently the food was kinda wahm pala, so she put it nee the fan to cool off...then she ran off to her bedroom ageen! Haaay... I had no choice but to complain. One has to keep an eye on food that's cooling off else it gets too cold, you know. This time she kinda ignored me tho. :( Anywees, she finally went back to the kitchen, picked up mi bowlie-bowlie and called me outside foh dinnah.

It was about 5:10p.m.

Ayers Rock

More than two years ago, my owners reported they spotted a strange formation in the garage that resembled Ayers Rock (in Australia) . They took some photos of the phenomena and decided to post them here. Of course, it turned out to be just me at my favorite pastime: sleeping.

My Foist Entwee

Hawooey. Let me introduce myself: I'm a 9-year-old boxer named Bryan--at least that's what they call me here. I am told that I was born in Davao on 19 November 1997 with some other more sophisticated high-sounding name (I've forgotten what it was but I can always ask the top dog hee to look it up) and weemembah growing up with my original owner and another little dog as a companion. After awound two or three yees, I was put into a cage to be flown to some other place here in the Philippines to live with my present owners.

Nowadays, I'm given my daily dinnah of pureed cheekin liver and rice (on time as much as possible!) and get to sleep on two nice fluffy cushionees every evening--and all dee, btwee, whenever I feel like it. I'm also provided with cushionee twansfah and door-opening soivices 24 hours a dee/seven dees a week and occasionally get to make sama to make paseo around town. I even have my own little cohnah with my favorite toys: a skinny tuks, a newly washed boney-boney and a crushed bola-bola, among others.

Okie... my bio-clock tells me it's time for dinnah but my feedah is still watching tv! Haaay... I'll have to go bahk at her to remind her about dinnah time.

Til next time then.