My Foist Entwee

Hawooey. Let me introduce myself: I'm a 9-year-old boxer named Bryan--at least that's what they call me here. I am told that I was born in Davao on 19 November 1997 with some other more sophisticated high-sounding name (I've forgotten what it was but I can always ask the top dog hee to look it up) and weemembah growing up with my original owner and another little dog as a companion. After awound two or three yees, I was put into a cage to be flown to some other place here in the Philippines to live with my present owners.

Nowadays, I'm given my daily dinnah of pureed cheekin liver and rice (on time as much as possible!) and get to sleep on two nice fluffy cushionees every evening--and all dee, btwee, whenever I feel like it. I'm also provided with cushionee twansfah and door-opening soivices 24 hours a dee/seven dees a week and occasionally get to make sama to make paseo around town. I even have my own little cohnah with my favorite toys: a skinny tuks, a newly washed boney-boney and a crushed bola-bola, among others.

Okie... my bio-clock tells me it's time for dinnah but my feedah is still watching tv! Haaay... I'll have to go bahk at her to remind her about dinnah time.

Til next time then.