Old Stowee #1: Fwee bweakfast

From 27 February 2006:

Deez mohnin, matsu pweepehed her bweakfast (oatmii) as usual and sat down in the family room to watch the mohnin news on tv. Woggie was in fwont pohch snoring awee on the mat deh. Then matsu heard the fellow who delivahs our newspapah come drive up our road in his motorcycle. Matsu got up fwom the rocking cheh, put down her bowl of oatmii on the footstool nearby then went outside to get newspapah. When she got back inside the house, there was the woggie having bweakfast: standing near the footstool and eating up her oatmii! :O Matsu just had to put the rest of the oatmii in a styrofoam containah and give it the woggie. I suppose matsu had to make herself anodah bowlie of oatmii. Btwee, woggie licked the styrofoam containah clean. ;)