Old Stowee #8: Radar on snooze mode

From 19 March 2005:

The odah night, patsu was sleeping hee in mi bedroom (as he usually does while me at mi laptop). He was sleeping so soundly that he didn't hear top dog arrive fwom prayah meeting and go to the mastah bedroom to watch discohvehwee channel while eating dinnah.

It was only long aftah dat the patsu finally woke up and went to the family room. He probably caught scent of the top dog because he walked up to the kitchen door to indicate that he wanted to go outside. So me let him out and opened the garage door for him. Patsu just stuck his head outside the garage door and stared foh a long time at the Honda Civic pahked right deh. Then patsu went back inside (nishpied inspection alweady kasi).

When me stahted asking him "Where's papa?", poor patsu stahted looking foh top dog hee and deh: under the dining table, in the kitchen, in the living room, in the guest room... Then finally he went to the study where he perked up and got all wagga wagga when he spied the top dog watching tv in the mastah bedroom. As expected, patsu went ovah to top dog to demand a wubby.