Old Stowee #4

From 12 March 2006:

Last night woggie was sleeping awee hee in mi bedroom on the bare floor nee mi cabinet. Then he suddenly got up, walked around a bit and spotted mi big pakeej of tissue papah rolls (12 rolls) standing behind mi door. He had always snuffled at the pakeej whenevah he would toin around in dat cohnah. Deez time it was no different: woggie went ovah to sniff at the pakeej. But while he was sniffing pakeej it toppled ovah (might have somewhat crashlanded on it). Aftah staring at the pakeej lying on the floor foh a few moments, woggie stahted scratching at it like he usually does with his cushionee/ruggies! Must have thought it would serve well as some kind of low-pi. Nice and soft and kinda looks like cushionee when flat on the floh kasi. Of course, me had to walk ovah to stop him befoh he made a hole in the plastic. Me also offered him towely foh ruggie and put towely down on his usual spot nee mi cabinet. Thankfully woggie came ovah and settled down right awee.